This weekend's sign of the apocalypse

This weekend, while heading to MetalCrafters of Stevens Point, Wis., in search of another engine rebuild story, I was met with the next sign of the apocalypse: a Yugo with red-on-blue Wisconsin collector license plates. The "car" (I am using the term loosely) was parked in a muffler shop, and I was parked in traffic without my camera. Someone, please, say it ain't so...