Automotive horror tales

We all like a good “automotive horror story,” as long as it doesn’t involve our own cars. The following stories from Hagerty are such tales of automotive disaster, and most…

We all like a good "automotive horror story," as long as it doesn't involve our own cars. The following stories from Hagerty are such tales of automotive disaster, and most aren't the type you can prepare for. Let's home none of us make it to this list:

FROM DISASTROUS TO DIVINE: HAGERTY’S MOST UNUSUAL COLLECTOR CAR INSURANCE CLAIMS

Claims for Specialty Vehicles Can Be As Unique As the Cars Themselves

TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. – At Hagerty, it’s known that unique vehicles present their owners with unique challenges. As the world’s largest provider of collector car insurance, the company deals with a wide variety of uncommon vehicles and odd claims. In fact, once in a while, a claim is made on a collector vehicle that’s more than unusual – it’s legendary.

“Given the unique nature of collector vehicles, we know we’re going to see some off-the-wall claims,” said McKeel Hagerty, CEO of Hagerty Insurance Agency. “We only deal with classics, so we just never know what we’re going to hear on the other end of that telephone call. But we’re ready for anything.”

Hagerty’s in-house claims department searched its files to uncover some of the most unusual collector car insurance claims they’ve ever seen:

In case of fire, pop top – A client was enjoying a drive in his 1971 MGB Roadster and noticed smoke coming out from underneath the vehicle’s dash. A British car with an electrical system issue - unbelievable! Luckily, he had a fire-prevention device handy. Before the smoking dash became a full-fledged conflagration, he pulled over and put the fire out with a six-pack of beer.

Doors? ... Where we're going, we don't need doors – The owner of a DeLorean, the infamous model featured in the Back to the Future movies, was pulling out of the garage. Everything was going smoothly except one thing – the Gullwing style doors were up. Whoops…

Dog vs. Raccoon vs. Jaguar – One day, a dog discovered a raccoon in his owner’s garage. The dog scared the raccoon and caused him to climb to the safest place nearby: the roof of the dog-owner’s Jaguar E-Type. An epic struggle ensued. While the raccoon and dog both suffered some damage, the biggest casualty was the Jaguar. The entire body of the car was covered in claw and scratch marks, requiring a complete body makeover for one of the sexiest cars of all time.

Don’t feed the bears – There’s nothing like a nature cruise in your 1967 Chrysler convertible, unless your car becomes too attractive to the wildlife. One owner parked in a wilderness area and walked away from his classic, and soon a curious black bear smelled something good. The bear scrambled onto the convertible top looking for food and decided to leave the owner a nice little gift – about five pounds of dung. The vehicle was scratched up, the convertible top was punctured and the owner had a very long ride home.

Friends don’t let friends tailgate their Chevy – Three Chevy enthusiasts and good friends were headed to a car show driving their classics – a Nova, a Caprice and a Chevelle. They must have been following each other a little too closely, because when the first friend came to a sudden stop, the second friend crashed into him. The third friend then crashed his vehicle into the second. It was a rare Bowtie Trifecta.

Redefining “horsepower” – A Porsche 911 and 914 and a 1976 Corvette were parked in a slightly opened garage when the neighbor’s horse got loose. The horse entered the garage and, in a fit of jealous rage, trampled all three cars to pieces. Fortunately, Hagerty’s Parts Specialist was able to find all of the replacement parts.

Trophy car, meet trophy buck – One day, the owner of a 1961 Cadillac Deville was working in the garage when his 12-point mounted buck fell off the wall and directly onto his precious car. Of course, with a nearly 19-foot-long Deville in the garage, where else was the deer going to fall?

Hagerty Insurance Agency, LLC is the leading insurance agency for collector vehicles in the world and host to the largest network of collector car owners. Hagerty offers insurance for collector cars, motorcycles and motorcycle safety equipment, tractors, automotive tools and spare parts, and even “automobilia” (any historic or collectible item linked with motor vehicles). Hagerty also offers overseas shipping/touring insurance coverage, commercial coverage and club liability coverage. For more information, call (800) 922-4050 or visit www.hagerty.com.

Angelo Van Bogart is the editor of Old Cars magazine and wrote the column "Hot Wheels Hunting" for Toy Cars & Models magazine for several years. He has authored several books including "Hot Wheels 40 Years," "Hot Wheels Classics: The Redline Era" and "Cadillac: 100 Years of Innovation." His 2023 book "Inside the Duesenberg SSJ" is his latest. He can be reached at avanbogart@aimmedia.com